Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Prep Time:
10 mins

Total Time:
10 mins

Servings:
2

Yield:
2 servings

Ingredients

Directions

Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.

Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.

Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.

Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink… but… very carefully…'

Cook's Note:

Consume at your own risk. For emergencies, beam into your nearest Intergalactic Care Pod.

Nutrition Facts (per serving)